Gold Optimus Prime
What’s the next best thing to having a harem of beautiful women all eager to fulfill your most carnal fantasies every night? An ultra-rare, fully transformable Optimus Prime figure made entirely of gold, of course! While surfing the web for Nazi transvestite midget amputee porn, I stumbled upon this cool website which some guy put up to make old-school Transformer fans like me green with envy after he acquired the rare toy from another collector. What a lucky bastard. Just click the thumbnails below for the full image:
