20
Nov

Robot head can imitate human facial expressions

Yeah so a bunch of wacky scientists have created a robot head that can actually imitate human facial expressions, & they named him “Jules”.


Meet Jules, the robot head that can copy how your face looks like when you're having an explosive orgasm

While it’s cool(and creepy at the same time) that scientists have created Jules because it shows how technology has advanced in the field of robotics & all that, their purpose for creating a robot that has more facial expressions than Steven Segal is still a mystery to me.


Unfortunately, Jules can't convincingly imitate the face of someone having a hard time discharging a giant turd - yet.

12
Nov

My take on Barack Obama’s election as US President

Last Nov.4 history was made when Sen. Barack Obama became America’s first black president, promising “Change” to a country hit hard by a financial crisis. It’s no surprise that he won considering the US, if not the world, has been obsessing over him for months. Even Filipinos seem to know who he is. Hell, I even overheard a commuter on the bus the other day saying she liked Obama. Add to that the endorsements from high-profile celebrities like Oprah & the majority of US media sucking up to him & you have a presidency that’s pretty much in the bag. There’s even one US news anchor admitting on-air to feeling a “thrill going up his leg” whenever Obama talks.

There’s no doubt that between him & his opponent, John McCain, Obama has the least experience & lacks the qualifications to be president, but why was he elected? Even the Board of Directors of a Multibillion-dollar company know enough to vote for the most experienced & most qualified member to be their CEO, but in the case of Mr. Obama that didn’t happen. He won mainly because of his charisma & his skin color. Never mind the fact that he lacks experience, or that he’s friends with a known domestic terrorist & other radicals, or has worked for an organization charged with voter fraud on several US States, or had a wacko pastor who screams “God damn America” during his sermons. He’s a good speaker & looks good on stage anyway, plus he has a great jump shot too! He’s the perfect poster boy for America’s celebrity-obsessed culture & liberal white guilt. This reminds me of a funny line I read somewhere on the internet about electing a midget just for the sake of having the first midget US President.

The Obama campaign also acted like a well-oiled machine compared to McCain’s, & was smart enough to take advantage of the financial crisis & use it as a weapon against him, stating that McCain would just continue the “failed policies” of the Bush administration, almost blaming Bush for the crisis itself but ignoring the fact that most Americans have actually earned more since Bush got re-elected in 2004. If you’re gonna vote for someone to bring about real change then vote according to his character, experience & accomplishments, not just on his popularity or skin color. Sadly, that was exactly the way most Americans voted. We’ll just have to wait & see if Mr. Obama really lives up to the hype.

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The “Obamessiah” is
watching you masturbate

30
Oct

Friendster Babes Pt.06

October sure has come & gone too quickly, so before I forget I will be posting this month’s Friendster cutie. Click the thumbnails for a larger image.

And this was her reaction when she found out her pics were posted on this blog:

LOL

07
Oct

Would you hit it? Oh yes you would, you filthy perv!

Does undergoing a sex change really turn a man into a woman? Only if it makes them stay in the kitchen & whip up sandwiches. Meet Jaime Clayton, a transexual who went under the knife and is now apparrently a full-fledged woman.


She’s pretty hot stuff, huh? What if you found out she was born with a penis?

Ah, the wonders of modern surgery. I find it sad that some people already consider Mr. Clayton a female after getting a vagina. I don’t want to deny anybody their right to be happy, but unless you were born with 2 pairs of X chromosomes, produce egg cells & can give birth to children , you are still a man. If you think otherwise, then please feel free to have surgery and become a hermaphrodite…and then go fuck yourself. Oh by the way, here’s Jaime’s Myspace page
(thanks to Rian from Digitized Chaos)


Scales? Sharp teeth? Forked tongue? No you idiot, that’s not a dude with tattoos & body modifications. That’s obviously a big-ass lizard.

05
Oct

Ateneo defeats La Salle to claim the 2008 UAAP Championship - so what?

The long-standing rivalry between these two schools has come to an end–for now, when the Ateneo Blue Eagles finally defeated the La Salle Green Archers 62-51 to claim the UAAP crown in a sweep of the best-of-three series. From what I’ve heard about 23,000 people saw the game at the Araneta Coliseum. I could only imagine the crowd’s energy as they cheered for their favorite teams with fiery passion. It must have been great to experience first hand the intensity. The drama. The crowd going in a frenzy.

 What a load of horseshit. No, really.

Everyone knows that only rich folks could afford to study in schools like Ateneo or La Salle & any competition between these two institutions is nothing more than a glorified pissing contest between rival groups of rich, priviledged brats trying to outdo each other. Let’s face it. Being a student of such schools like Ateneo or La Salle is a status symbol, like having a Ferrari or a three-storey mansion. Is it really ”school spirit” and “love of alma mater” or is it elitism? It’s like a beauty contest: No matter what they say, it’s in essence a measure of how “fuckable” a woman is. If pageant organisers disagree, then they should remove the swimsuit portion altogether. It’s doubtful that a Miss Universe broadcast would rate as high without it.

13
Sep

Friendster Babes Pt.05

It appears our September Friendster Babe loves joining bikini contents. Well she can join as many bikini contests as she wants because she’s got one hell of a body, except for that ugly tattoo below her navel. I wonder why she has it there? Is it to cover something like, i dunno, a c-section scar perhaps? Just click the pics for a larger image.

10
Sep

“Mang Pandoy” dies at 63

Felipe Natanio aka “Mang Pandoy”, the man who symbolized millions of poor, struggling Filipinos, has died. He gained “celebrity” status in 1992 during President Fidel Ramos’ State Of The Nation speech when he vowed to make the lives of people like him better. Guess what, Mang Pandoy was still poor when he died. While it’s true that the government didn’t do enough to improve the lives of poor Filipinos like Mang Pandoy, I think they’re just partly to blame for the problem of poverty in this country. Mang Pandoy was just earning 50 pesos a day yet he had eight children. You don’t need the government to tell you that having more children than what you’re actually earning will give you financial woes. I think this is the problem in general with most poor Filipino families. It’s also the reason I’m totally for birth control which the Catholic Church, in all its infinite wisdom, is vehemently opposing, but that’s another topic altogether. Having a College degree greatly increases someone’s chances of having a better life, but you won’t be able to give that kind of education to your children if you’re earning below minimum wage & you have twelve of them. So if you’re a minimum wage earner who has twelve kids & constantly blames the government for all your problems, remember this: While it’s true that we get screwed by the government on a daily basis, they sure as hell didn’t screw your wife & made her give birth to your twelve children.

17
Aug

Friendster Babes Pt.04

It’s already the rainy season but summer never ends here in the Dyslexic Rhetoric, as shown by our August Friendster Babe. Click the thumbnails for the bigger image.

16
Aug

Friendster Babes Pt.03

Yeah, yeah I know I owe you 2 Friendster Babes because I wasn’t able to feature one last July, so I’m giving you what you want! Our first babe is a rather big-chested one. With funbags like hers it’s no wonder her boyfriend has such a big smile on his face. Just click the thumbnails below:

06
Aug

The Montauk Monster

Here’s news that would make any Bigfoot-hunting, chupacabra-trapping, Easter Bunny-believing cryptozoologist from everywhere all happy & excited. The remains of a strange, hairless dog-like creature with an eagle-like beak has been washed up on a beach in Montauk, located at the far eastern end of Long Island in New York. Dubbed as the “Montauk Monster”, the creature has baffled both scientists & skeptics alike because it doesn’t look like any known animal.

The very mysterious(and very dead) “Montauk Monster”

 

At first glance the animal reminds me of a griffin, a mythical creature with the body of a lion but has the wings & head of an eagle. There’s a lot of speculation about the creature’s origin. Some say it’s just a dead racoon, some say it’s some kind of government experiment gone wrong. If it’s true that the US military is bio-engineering griffins then that’s totally awesome. Imagine whole squadrons of Griffin Riders being sent to places like Iraq & Afghanistan. Now that would totally & undoubtedly kick major fucking ass. Enemies of freedom all over the world, beware…




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    Yeah so a bunch of wacky scientists have created a robot head that can actually imitate human facial expressions, & they named him “Jules”. Meet Jules, the robot head that can copy how your face looks like when you're having an explosive orgasm While it’s cool(and creepy at the same time) that scientists have created [...]

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